The S.A.S.H.A Foundation is dedicated to improving the world. We provide funding and support to institutions and individuals who do research in the fields we believe provide the best opportunities for discovering, applying and realising these improvements.
Here at the S.A.S.H.A Foundation we have been hard at work influencing the world. It is thanks to our dedication that we have the telegraph, phonograph, radio, television, computers, satellites, missiles, the internet, smart-phones and Blue-Moon Rose's. With the funding and support of the S.A.S.H.A Foundation many great things have been achieved and we wholeheartedly believe we have only scratched the surface.
Although individual genius has played a role in social and technological innovation, the S.A.S.H.A Foundation has always been present as a guiding light for such individuals. Our advanced psychokinetic technologies have not only allowed us to guide individuals in the desired direction, we have also been able to embed our C.O.P.E (Creating Opportunities Providing Equilibrium) algorithm designed to regulate and optimise an individuals biochemical matrix and thereby mitigate the schizoergic effects of A.A.P (Advanced Alpha-Wave Perception).
The origins of the S.A.S.H.A foundation date back to renaissance Europe. It began life as a syndicate of anonymous art lovers who commissioned artists to paint the syndicates ideas. Originally, their interest was only in art. Yet, after numerous artists, Leonardo Da Vinci amongst them, failed to deliver commissioned pieces, the syndicate began to speculate on the reasons this might be.
The speculative members of the first incarnation of the S.A.S.H.A Foundation offered the first proto-scientific theories of attention, colour and autonomous systems. Guided by their theories, the S.A.S.H.A Foundation facilitated the perfection of oil paints, lenses and automatons. Unintentionally, they laid the foundations for chemistry, astronomy and artificial intelligence.
These are some of the fields the S.A.S.H.A Foundation stil funds and supports. The speculations of the first S.A.S.H.A Foundation have evolved into a continued interest, research and belief in fields as varied as photo-temporal modulation, synthetic polymers and propaganda and, based progress already made, we are very much looking forward to the future.
At the S.A.S.H.A Foundation we have a plan and we have a vision and we are determined to succeed. Within one hundred years we will have facilitated the first multi-verse roundtrip, the digitisation of sentience and plank-light communication. Within five hundred years we hope to have created a purely digital, synthetic, virtual. holo-topia.
Some of you reading this now may well live long enough to make use of life-extending technologies and join us on the journey into forever. We hope fate is kind enough to allow you to join us on this journey. It's going to be incredible.